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Friday, November 03, 2006

Questions?? Hong Zhang, want see hu's lame jokes nicer??

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says,'School Ahead,Go Slow

TEACHER: Cindy,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: John,how do you spell 'crocodile'?
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, thats wrong
JOHN: maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is
TEACHER: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it . Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No,teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher

~END~

esther

oneOFtheBLONDE2:03 PM